Gay Munkees

i believe that a straight guy wouldnt mind acting bicurious once in a while for the sake of being fun. well, which sex joke is not funny?? how could a sex joke not be funny???

i am totally cool towards bicurious. they can do whatever they want with their body and life as long as they dont start poking me. im not looking down on them yet i dont want to be one of them. so why make a big fuss if your friends acting gay once in a while. only a guy with an issue would make a big fuss over that.

sometimes, even south park is gay..

why would you need to worry about being gay with this kind of asset...

to all the bicurious out there a cheer to you. be who you are, rather than what people want you to be. stand up gay with your gay pride.

Ketagihan

man..it has been a torture to know that most of my of my friends are enjoying their holidays so much, in the most happening ways. some have turned club junkies, some are earning money, some are shopping, some are travelling, some are getting laid...so much fun.

well, im still stranded here, in front of the faithful screen with a bitchy connection. so ketagihan all the fun and being wasted like what a teenage riot is supposed to do.

but at the same time, im enjoying the peaceful healthy life style. at least for another 3 weeks. after that ill be like a chicken on a run. haha. hoping hard that by that time i still got some screw up kaki to get wasted together.


-Malcom, lets go bro. haha. show me some hot babes around your place dude. no ah kua please.

ps/ to shea teng : oioi, slow down girl..wait for me to go cari makan together la..haha. here i come babehs.

Green Munkee

i want to get drunk too <(=_____________=)>

Sien Lo

One of my good friend's, favourite lines is "Sien Lo", which is a pretty normal line used everywhere, all the time. so, no big deal about this?
well, you are wrong...dead wrong.

you are dead wrong if you never think that this line could be used in such situations:

Situation 1
In the office

Boss: Beng, the company have to let you go, Im sorry.
Beng: Sien Lo....

or

Boss: BENG!!, YOU'RE FIRED, GET THE HELL OUT!!
Beng: Sien Lo....

Situation 2
In the club

Beng: Hey hot stuff, wanna dance??
Hot Babe: Hell no..
Beng: Sien Lo....

Situation 3
By the road side

Police: Here's your ticket for speeding..
Beng: Sien Lo...

Situation 4
In the clinic

Doctor: Mr. Beng, your girl friend is pregnant
Beng: Sien Lo....


AMAZING~~~......


ps: currently: bored, missing, waiting...

Super Roomate

came across these photos of my roomate, on a weekdays just before his afternoon class. looking at the wall of the room, i believe this photos were taken when we were in the first year. so, lets pull a little prank on him now shall we.

this is my roomate's classy sleeping style. this is one of his many special powers, the God Level Forbiddened Sleeping Kung Fu.

and this is one of many times my roomate acting horny on me.

hope this guy wont found my blog space somewhere..hahaha

TBnet, Slowmyx and Asstro

apparently the free connection that im borrowing now is subscribed under the renowned internet service provider- the TBnet (Tak Boleh Connet ) with their most popular service the Slowmyx. Diu.

another service that is driving me nut is the Asstro which is truly an ass.
the service is so easily affected that even when i farted i swear that tv went blank for at least 3 seconds. another diu.

when this two services acting like asses simultaneously then i am left with nothing to say except double diu, diu diu

A very expensive piece of crap

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