Magic Word

my current magic word is "FUCK". it is incredible how versatile this word could be. regardless of any situation, "FUCK" seems to fit in perfectly to represent or express just anything like the following:

WHEN WE MAKE A MISTAKE WE SAY
" I fucked up"

WHEN WE ARE GETTING LAID WE SAY
"Fuck me"

WHEN WE SEE A HOT CHIC WE SAY
"Shes's so fucking hot"

WHEN SOMEONE PISSES US OFF WE SAY
"Go fuck yourself"

WHEN WE ARE FEELING CONFUSED WE SAY
"I'm so fucked up"

WHEN SOMETHING IS REALLY GOOD WE SAY
"This is so fucking good"

WHEN SMETHING IS REALLY SUCKS WE SAY
"This is so fucking bad"

WHEN ANWAR IBRAHIM APPEARS ON THE NEWS WE SAY
"Did he fuck again?"

and the list goes on and on.

magical isnt it?

hate note to noiseemunkee

noiseemunkee!! you are a god damned bastard. you talk cocks when you dont even have one. you bull shits. im so gonna kill you bastard. may your ass rot and your balls drop off. you big piece of trash here 3 words for you, "go fuck yourself !!"

All we need is Love?

John Lennon once said "All we need is LOVE".

how far has he spoken the truth, or is it just another metaphore than is non-existing. they said Love is a game of two...if it is so much of a game, there will be a loser...isnt it ?

personally for me, love had brought me to a long roller coaster ride. there was the early part where i felt the anticipation and anxiety of falling in it. there was the joy of being in it. there was the low points when i felt sick of it. and there was a point when i was trapped in a loop. there was point where i made mistakes for being to comfy just before i took the big drops. there was also a point when i questioned myself, why in the world did i take this ride??

and after all of those exciting corners and drops, you will reach to the end of the ride. as we approaches the end of the track, we begin having rapid flashback of the memories, the wonderful time and the not. and finally it slows down and stops and what???

then, you get off the seat and begin to walk away. half way to the way out, you stop. stand there silently. just to turn and take a look back and wish how it could have been a longer and better ride. wish, that you shoudnt have made all those stupid mistakes that wasted your time when you are supposed to be enjoying the ride.. wish that you can keep on riding. and then you snap out from that and realize that you are blocking other's way. you got trapped in the flow of the crowd that is rushing out, trying hard to take a second look to the ride, wanting to say a proper goodbye. but it didnt happen. you went through the door and it erases your vision of the ride. all that left, are memories, feelings, and a whole lot of regret. you will think that another roller coaster ride next door is going to be as good as the previous one. but you could never be more wrong.

i love my ride. but i despise the way it must end.

so , is it true that all we need is Love?? how does love makes the world go round, when it could be the worst weapon you could use to hurt someone?
i do not want to lose faith in Love or had i?

All we need is Love?

Hancock

Will Smith has come out with another new movie which i think is available now / soon at the cinemas




Hand-Cock


nono.. not that one.

Hancock

this one lar

i do not believe in many things, but one of my beliefs is that any movie that Will Smith acts in, is a not-to-miss block buster.
hopefully i can catch up with this movie soon.

Malaysia Kini

when i turn on the Asstro i see this when i log on to the Slowmyx i discover thiswhen i turn on the radio i could imagine thisbecause our nation is led by people like this
with brains like this
and because they work like this

under a leader like this

makes us scream for help like this

from a superhero that look like this

HELP US OWHHHHHH!!!!

"Why I could not get a girlfriend in UTP ( UNIVERSITI TAKDE PEREMPUAN)" quoted from someone else, not me

okay, lets not throw those rotten eggs to me okay because it was not me who came out with this theory. i do not have the genius brain to come out with such theory after all. i got this from a friend of mine.

so, why cant a guy get a girlfriend in UTP or Universiti Takde Perempuan??. I believe many of my fellow guy friends have been trying to answer this question. So, based on the theory that fella came up with,the following should explain why:

- lets say, out of the 5000 students in UTP, 2000 are girls.
- out of the 2000 girls, lets just say 1000 are conservative and not open to relationships.
-so, we are left with 1000 girls. lets say that since UTP is so competitive, that most of the students do nothing than just study the shit out of themselves. lets say 700 of the girls are among that. they do not want to start to a relationship and they are the boring type afterall.
-okay... so we are left with 300 girls. lets say 200 of them are attached and not available for a relationship.
-among the last 100,.... 95 of them dont have the qualities that you are looking for... so, you wont have interest in them. hence, we are left with the best 5 candidates out of the total. the last 5....
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- We just dont knw who they are..hihi ( this is about the time, when all of us started to laugh)


i know it is kinda cruel. but we laughed to this joke. even girls laughed as loud as we did. so, have some sense of humour will you, and spare those rotten eggs for some corrupted ministers instead...

ps: this theory was created in Chiang Rai :P

Project Summer

My 15 minutes of fame and glory...hahaha.