"Why I could not get a girlfriend in UTP ( UNIVERSITI TAKDE PEREMPUAN)" quoted from someone else, not me

okay, lets not throw those rotten eggs to me okay because it was not me who came out with this theory. i do not have the genius brain to come out with such theory after all. i got this from a friend of mine.

so, why cant a guy get a girlfriend in UTP or Universiti Takde Perempuan??. I believe many of my fellow guy friends have been trying to answer this question. So, based on the theory that fella came up with,the following should explain why:

- lets say, out of the 5000 students in UTP, 2000 are girls.
- out of the 2000 girls, lets just say 1000 are conservative and not open to relationships.
-so, we are left with 1000 girls. lets say that since UTP is so competitive, that most of the students do nothing than just study the shit out of themselves. lets say 700 of the girls are among that. they do not want to start to a relationship and they are the boring type afterall.
-okay... so we are left with 300 girls. lets say 200 of them are attached and not available for a relationship.
-among the last 100,.... 95 of them dont have the qualities that you are looking for... so, you wont have interest in them. hence, we are left with the best 5 candidates out of the total. the last 5....
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- We just dont knw who they are..hihi ( this is about the time, when all of us started to laugh)


i know it is kinda cruel. but we laughed to this joke. even girls laughed as loud as we did. so, have some sense of humour will you, and spare those rotten eggs for some corrupted ministers instead...

ps: this theory was created in Chiang Rai :P

Project Summer

My 15 minutes of fame and glory...hahaha.

Monday's Blues

falling deep in blues...in all the memories left behind..

thank you for the blues, thank you for the memories....

chill baby chill

suddenly everyone is feeling emo...what can i say to make things better??

chill baby chill...

Gay Munkees

i believe that a straight guy wouldnt mind acting bicurious once in a while for the sake of being fun. well, which sex joke is not funny?? how could a sex joke not be funny???

i am totally cool towards bicurious. they can do whatever they want with their body and life as long as they dont start poking me. im not looking down on them yet i dont want to be one of them. so why make a big fuss if your friends acting gay once in a while. only a guy with an issue would make a big fuss over that.

sometimes, even south park is gay..

why would you need to worry about being gay with this kind of asset...

to all the bicurious out there a cheer to you. be who you are, rather than what people want you to be. stand up gay with your gay pride.

Ketagihan

man..it has been a torture to know that most of my of my friends are enjoying their holidays so much, in the most happening ways. some have turned club junkies, some are earning money, some are shopping, some are travelling, some are getting laid...so much fun.

well, im still stranded here, in front of the faithful screen with a bitchy connection. so ketagihan all the fun and being wasted like what a teenage riot is supposed to do.

but at the same time, im enjoying the peaceful healthy life style. at least for another 3 weeks. after that ill be like a chicken on a run. haha. hoping hard that by that time i still got some screw up kaki to get wasted together.


-Malcom, lets go bro. haha. show me some hot babes around your place dude. no ah kua please.

ps/ to shea teng : oioi, slow down girl..wait for me to go cari makan together la..haha. here i come babehs.

Green Munkee

i want to get drunk too <(=_____________=)>