Monday's Blues

falling deep in blues...in all the memories left behind..

thank you for the blues, thank you for the memories....

chill baby chill

suddenly everyone is feeling emo...what can i say to make things better??

chill baby chill...

Gay Munkees

i believe that a straight guy wouldnt mind acting bicurious once in a while for the sake of being fun. well, which sex joke is not funny?? how could a sex joke not be funny???

i am totally cool towards bicurious. they can do whatever they want with their body and life as long as they dont start poking me. im not looking down on them yet i dont want to be one of them. so why make a big fuss if your friends acting gay once in a while. only a guy with an issue would make a big fuss over that.

sometimes, even south park is gay..

why would you need to worry about being gay with this kind of asset...

to all the bicurious out there a cheer to you. be who you are, rather than what people want you to be. stand up gay with your gay pride.

Ketagihan

man..it has been a torture to know that most of my of my friends are enjoying their holidays so much, in the most happening ways. some have turned club junkies, some are earning money, some are shopping, some are travelling, some are getting laid...so much fun.

well, im still stranded here, in front of the faithful screen with a bitchy connection. so ketagihan all the fun and being wasted like what a teenage riot is supposed to do.

but at the same time, im enjoying the peaceful healthy life style. at least for another 3 weeks. after that ill be like a chicken on a run. haha. hoping hard that by that time i still got some screw up kaki to get wasted together.


-Malcom, lets go bro. haha. show me some hot babes around your place dude. no ah kua please.

ps/ to shea teng : oioi, slow down girl..wait for me to go cari makan together la..haha. here i come babehs.

Green Munkee

i want to get drunk too <(=_____________=)>

Sien Lo

One of my good friend's, favourite lines is "Sien Lo", which is a pretty normal line used everywhere, all the time. so, no big deal about this?
well, you are wrong...dead wrong.

you are dead wrong if you never think that this line could be used in such situations:

Situation 1
In the office

Boss: Beng, the company have to let you go, Im sorry.
Beng: Sien Lo....

or

Boss: BENG!!, YOU'RE FIRED, GET THE HELL OUT!!
Beng: Sien Lo....

Situation 2
In the club

Beng: Hey hot stuff, wanna dance??
Hot Babe: Hell no..
Beng: Sien Lo....

Situation 3
By the road side

Police: Here's your ticket for speeding..
Beng: Sien Lo...

Situation 4
In the clinic

Doctor: Mr. Beng, your girl friend is pregnant
Beng: Sien Lo....


AMAZING~~~......


ps: currently: bored, missing, waiting...

Super Roomate

came across these photos of my roomate, on a weekdays just before his afternoon class. looking at the wall of the room, i believe this photos were taken when we were in the first year. so, lets pull a little prank on him now shall we.

this is my roomate's classy sleeping style. this is one of his many special powers, the God Level Forbiddened Sleeping Kung Fu.

and this is one of many times my roomate acting horny on me.

hope this guy wont found my blog space somewhere..hahaha

TBnet, Slowmyx and Asstro

apparently the free connection that im borrowing now is subscribed under the renowned internet service provider- the TBnet (Tak Boleh Connet ) with their most popular service the Slowmyx. Diu.

another service that is driving me nut is the Asstro which is truly an ass.
the service is so easily affected that even when i farted i swear that tv went blank for at least 3 seconds. another diu.

when this two services acting like asses simultaneously then i am left with nothing to say except double diu, diu diu

A very expensive piece of crap

Have any of you guys out there ever been in a stituation wherby you need to have a super human skill. Imagine that you need to eliminate the naked photo of your mistress with you, that is sent in an envelope to your wife , that you manage to intercept just before it reaches your wife's hand while sharpening a pencil.....


if you are not born as Superman, Batman, Mat Rempit, Phua Chu Kang or Bill Clinton, you will surely screw up. so how is it possible for a man like you and me to escape this and save our beloved balls from being kicked by our wives?? anyone ???



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Guitar Chic

Currently is going crazy for Kaoru Amane (Erika Sawijira) songs. the French -Japanese beauty. like usual pictures tell a thousand words

her latest project was the series Taiyou No Uta, which she act as a dying girl who suffered from a severe skin illness. to be honest, im not a big fan of Japanese series, and i didnt go crazy with this series also. it is just that i fell in love with the songs and characters. the songs are simply simple and that is the wonder.

pretty chicks that play guitar and sing are just attractive arent them.

1 week old

woohoo!!! my blog is 1 week old tonite (and counting).

happy birthday baby : )

Little Birdy Big Money

Yesterday, i went to my dad's hanging out spot. there is the place where he would spend his leisure time in the morning and evening to hang out and working out the old school way, yum chaing. bird house and club house in construction

My dad started to build this building about a year ago at the area where he do his daily hang outs, now it's almost at its completion.the ground floor of the building will be used as the club house for the himself and the friends. i hope they'll decide to put a snooker or a pool table in there so that i can get free games all the time. the upper floors will be used as the bird house which will be occupied by these little fellas.

they are called Burung Walit, these are the birds that produce the bird nest that we can get in the market.

processed bird nest..

the market price of the bird nest is around Rm1000 per kg. depending on the quality it could go up to whopping RM4000 per kg. that is freaking expensive considering the nest is made of bird's siliva. heck, who the hell pay that much to eat bird's saliva. Gimme 100 bucks, and ill give u mine instead.

if this project works out well, then it will certainly be a cash cow. if it doesnt, then it would be a good looking landmark at least and a good hang out spot.

Meet Al-Yogi

Yogi is a freelancer who doesnt do anything. he has been crashing at my crib for some time now. well, we dont really mind, he's fat and hairy but he doesnt cause too much disturbance.

Most of the time he will be reading my magazine at his favourite seat.

This is him with out the glasses, he claims he looks better with out them..well i couldnt see the differences.

Yogi brushing teeth in the bathroom
i must say that sometimes Yogi is rather vain..Yogi messing with my slippers. Screw u Yogi. Give it back!
little that we know bout Yogi, he doesnt talk much. But, this fella is filthy rich. i used to wonder where did all his cash came from until one day i woke up just to find this in my room.

Fcuk!!

Lots to write :)))) RACUTP Thailand Charity Trip

well, well... this is one of the most enjoyable and happening trip i have ever been to. tho' it has been quite a while this experience is certainly in my must-blog list.

the trip to thailand was a 10 days trip, participated by these wonderful and beautiful people.

Beautiful people from left: Bismo, Joshua, Sheateng, Kee Hui, Kong, Aaron, Kul, Qi Hua, Chester (at Butterworth rail station before departing) Beautiful people that like to take photo of silly Kung Pow pose : Rotarian Arthur

not in the photos above is Mr. Zul, the rocking, happening, youthful representative from the Student Support Services. (sorry Mr. Zul.hehe)

and also Kong 2. Kong 1's sister.

Well, it has been a while since i last met them. but first impressions are always important as they said. some of my first few impressions and the characters that i found in these beauties

Bismo

Perfect English speaking dude, super senior, a joker that can make u laugh till you crap the shit in your pants.

Joshua

Party and clubbing animal, one of the most happening senior i know, dedicated leader, super friendly esp to chio chicks.hehe

Sheateng

Well, it was not exactly the time that i had my first impression towards her, so this doesnt count.

Kee Hui

Now its getting ridiculous....

Kong

director of the trip, super senior as well, stylish hairstyle that match well with his teeth (quoted from Sheateng.hehe)

Aaron

a confused kid, made me thought that he was a roach, pull out mind farking jokes when noone expecting, decent looking, need to include Weight Gain in the diet..hehe

Kul

another super cool senior, that goes high on coffee, love shopping and bargaining for goods..hehe

Qi Hua

graduated senior, we have a lot of in commons, love shopping and bargaining as well.

Chester

the rock star, super funny, super talented, Super Man-iac.

Rotarian Arthur

a super cool Rotarian, very knowlegble, and can make you listen to his stories the whole day...

Mr.Zul

another super cool adult, youthful and happening

Kong 2

love food like me and sheateng, friendly as well

For the rest of the stories i will let the photos do the talking because they do it better than me:

In Butterworth, taking pictures with partially vandalised antique train. Knocked my head here.

In the train where took the 1 whole day journey from Butterworth to Bangkok the capital of Thailand (Bangkok babeh). it was a cool journey, got to know the senior that we had never known before, got to make some souveniers and gifts for the children we were visiting. the seats could be converted into single beds where you sleep at night. i took the upper bed and sheateng took the lower one. that makes me sleep on to of her. hehe

when the beds are not ready, we spend our time dozing off in the train like this

reached Bangkok the next day. super excited. apparently, Thais respect their King very much. We were briefed not to bitch about the King and point at the Majesty's photos that were everywhere in Thailand. One thing that amazes me about Thais and Thailand is that, everyday when the national anthem is played about 6pm, every citizen will stop whatever they are doing and stand up to respect their national anthem. i wonder if we do the same thing here.....

from Bangkok we took a bus to Chiang Rai that took another 12 hours. the bus sevices in Thailand is also super cool, the driver dresses like pilots and they have stewardess to assist the passengers. we get free drinks and food on the bus, watched Thai dubbed English movies before sleeping on the bus. Halfway to Chiang Rai, we stopped at a bus stop to have supper.

How Chester look like when he was a baby

In Chiang Rai we stayed at Kong's grandmother's house.

some of the mesmerizing views and people in Kong's Village (Kong spent a week in the monestry as a monk as a part of Thai's tradition)the Hot Babes with Aaron the Notti Fella at the paddy field.

Bismo getting excited at the back of the truck, Notti fella also

this is how we travelled around Chiang Rai. Super Cool huh?

Some of the places that we visited in Chiang Rai; the King's Garden and the Chinese Garden in Mae Fa Luang University where the some of the hottest chicks in Thai are.

The visit to the children home in the north Chiang Rai.

the little girls that cried when Sheateng's leaving

Most productive father of the year heh. miss those kids.

This is a kid from the Burmese orphanage. the condition of the orphanage is much poorer than the one we visited earlier. but despite what conditions they are in, those kids seem to be little affected by their fate.

some of the random pictures from chiang rai

having dinner with the hosts

hanging out at the King's Mother Garden which was full with lovely flowers

Chester doing his Super Maniac thing

At the water garden.

elephant riding crossing the river, Mekong River? new experience.

There are many more photos to be uploaded soon.

After staying about 6 days in the chilly, high land of Chiang Rai. we went back to Bangkok not with out another 12 hours of journey by bus.

Back in Bangkok.

Hanging out with the Rotaracter from Chulalongkorn University.

We went clubing for a couple of time in Bangkok, and one thing for sure, Bangkok babes are sizzling hot like their food.

Chester playing with a Thai band at an opening of a newly built super mall.

Free Carlsbergs just to freaking watch the opening band at the side walk. everyone's happy.We spent about 3 days in Bangkok and 3 days certainly not enough to explore the city of excitement.

Pat' Phong which is well known for its' reputation as the sex capital of Thailand. i still could recall that we were approached by a guy at the Pat' Phong street who then offered us to the Tiger Shows. It was a pity we didnt have enough time for the Tigers (or Thai Girls). The clubs there offer a wide variety of shows, which i bet most of us never heard of. you just name it, they have it.

We went for a Thai massage at a massage centre. The foot massage that i had for about RM25 was orgasmastic. Some of the girls went for the whole body massage which i believe is multiple orgasmastic.

One of the many great thing in Bangkok is the night market. We failed to go to the biggest night market in Thailand which is Chatcucat, so we ended with a smaller version of that. The night market is amazingly organized and clean compared to pasar malam here. as usual, you can find almost everything that you want there at cheap or reasonable price. there are a lot of street pop-artist selling their original products such; shirts, jeans, caps, accessories, etc at prices as cheap as RM1 for a pair of earrings.

On the way back to Malaysia from Bangkok.

Thailand trip was certainly a memorable trip. We had fun, we touched hearts, we did a lil' bit of contribution to the people, we tought, and we learnt. Great people, great places and great experiences. Im missing the wonderful time there with some of the greatest people i know. There is no doubt that i will go back to relive the memories again in the future. time will tell when. Bangkok babeh, here i come!!!!

P/s: this is the rare Happy Munkee species that feed on Durian and Sotong Kering found in the train from Bangkok : P