A very expensive piece of crap

Have any of you guys out there ever been in a stituation wherby you need to have a super human skill. Imagine that you need to eliminate the naked photo of your mistress with you, that is sent in an envelope to your wife , that you manage to intercept just before it reaches your wife's hand while sharpening a pencil.....


if you are not born as Superman, Batman, Mat Rempit, Phua Chu Kang or Bill Clinton, you will surely screw up. so how is it possible for a man like you and me to escape this and save our beloved balls from being kicked by our wives?? anyone ???



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