"Why I could not get a girlfriend in UTP ( UNIVERSITI TAKDE PEREMPUAN)" quoted from someone else, not me

okay, lets not throw those rotten eggs to me okay because it was not me who came out with this theory. i do not have the genius brain to come out with such theory after all. i got this from a friend of mine.

so, why cant a guy get a girlfriend in UTP or Universiti Takde Perempuan??. I believe many of my fellow guy friends have been trying to answer this question. So, based on the theory that fella came up with,the following should explain why:

- lets say, out of the 5000 students in UTP, 2000 are girls.
- out of the 2000 girls, lets just say 1000 are conservative and not open to relationships.
-so, we are left with 1000 girls. lets say that since UTP is so competitive, that most of the students do nothing than just study the shit out of themselves. lets say 700 of the girls are among that. they do not want to start to a relationship and they are the boring type afterall.
-okay... so we are left with 300 girls. lets say 200 of them are attached and not available for a relationship.
-among the last 100,.... 95 of them dont have the qualities that you are looking for... so, you wont have interest in them. hence, we are left with the best 5 candidates out of the total. the last 5....
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- We just dont knw who they are..hihi ( this is about the time, when all of us started to laugh)


i know it is kinda cruel. but we laughed to this joke. even girls laughed as loud as we did. so, have some sense of humour will you, and spare those rotten eggs for some corrupted ministers instead...

ps: this theory was created in Chiang Rai :P